Kurotaku

Tomodachi ga Sukunai Nipple BD

Steven — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 05:56:00 +0000

The 4th Blu-ray edition of Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai delivers exactly what fans hoped for – the sight of the various heroines topless and being groped and stripped in more detail than ever…

The comparisons between disc and TV:

Touwa Erio UFO Figure

Steven — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 05:54:00 +0000

Sitting atop a UFO for her stand, Erio is to be made into a figure by QuesQ. As cute as ever, her release is due in October 2012.

Erio is available for pre-orders now.

Teachers Sacked for Hot Classroom Sex: “We Got Excited!”

Steven — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:38:00 +0000

A pair of teachers have lost their jobs for repeatedly having sex in school classrooms, further spicing up their scandalous behaviour with adultery for good measure.

The affair unfolded at an Osaka elementary school, where a 29-year-old teacher became sexually involved with another teacher at the same school, a 28-year-old woman.

By their own admission, on at least three occasions they had sex in the school classrooms, although it was night and no children were present.

They explained that “our passions became inflamed” and they just could not keep their hands off one another, leaving open the question of whether they chose the venue deliberately for other reasons.

The female teacher was single, but her male companion was married, and his wife had spotted their mobile phone activity and become aware of his adulterous liaisons.

She confronted him about the affair, and he then revealed the details of his classroom tryst, at which point she decided to tattle on him to his employers by sending a letter outlining events to the local school board.

After hearing of the scandal, the school board resolved to suspend the pair for 3 months each, but they both helpfully opted to take “voluntary” retirement instead.

Rarely have the affairs of teachers aroused so much sympathy online:

“This is an eroge script, isn’t it?”

“This is the tip of the iceberg. What people really get up to puts mere eroge to shame!”

“This is the ultimate sex situation!”

“At least go to a love hotel…”

“You don’t get it at all, do you?”

“Wasn’t she ashamed to drag the school board into her marriage quarrel?”

“Who cares what they do outside working hours. It’s not like they were doing the kids.”

“The wife is a total moron for obliterating her own source of income…”

“She ruined her chances of wringing compensation out of him in the divorce.”

“She can get compensation out of both of them and divorce him. She probably lost it because of the adultery aspect.”

“The wife just made the two of them unemployed and ruined her own income… total self-destruction!”

“If she has kids, what’ll she do about child support?”

“What was she thinking? She’ll get peanuts from any divorce settlement and just end up as some second-hand divorcee. Does she love her husband enough to have him support her even when he is unemployed?”

“It was revenge.”

“She must have wanted to divorce him. She just humiliated him and cost him his job and his reputation.”

“What a creepy old bitch. She was supervising his mobile the whole time.”

“Honestly, what a fool she was. They could have worked something out privately.”

“How will they explain this to the kids?”

“Well, I guess it just can’t be helped if you got excited.”

“They probably would have got away with it as a bit of youthful indiscretion if not for the adultery aspect.”

“The guy is at fault. Why did he have to confess to doing it in the classroom?”

“Firing them is too harsh, it’s not like they did the students. A temporary pay sanction is more appropriate.”

“They weren’t fired. But they probably had no choice but to retire due to the fuss from the kids and parents.”

“What kind of a marriage did they have where she was looking through his mobile?”

“29 is pretty young, they might have been newly weds – in which case you can imagine the fury of his wife.”

“If you get excited, I suppose it can’t be helped. But don’t get caught by your wife!”

Goddess of 2ch: “Nice Neck!”

Steven — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:33:00 +0000

Although her shapely neck is the subject of much praise, it is not hard to see where most of the attention of this pale-skinned and pert 18-year-old goddess’s admirers is being focussed…

More goddesses.

Lagrange Madoka Kyouno Beach Queen Figure

Steven — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:27:00 +0000

Lagrange: The Flower of Rin-ne‘s heroine Madoka Kyouno is depicted in a tight swimsuit in her Beach Queen incarnation, which is set to be released in November 2012.

Madoka Kyouno can be pre-ordered now.

Top 25 Worst Anime of Winter 2012

Steven — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:17:00 +0000

The anime of the winter 2012 season which were rubbish, disappointments or merely widely hated for some petty or inexplicable reason have been handily ranked by anime fans in this distinctly controversial list, intended as the mirror image of the winter 2012 top anime ranking.

The ranking:

1. Black Rock Shooter

2. Lagrange: The Flower of Rin-ne

3. Senki Zesshou Symphogear

4. Nisemonogatari

5. Chihayafuru

6. Mirai Nikki

7. Inu x Boku SS

8. Gundam AGE

9. Last Exile – Pham of the Silver Sky

10. Guilty Crown

11. Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou

12. Zero no Tsukaima F

13. Natsume Yuuhinchou 4

14. Shakugan no Shana 3

15. Thermae Romae

16. Kill Me Baby

17. Tantei Opera Milky Holmes 2

18. New Prince of Tennis

19. Aquarion Evol

20. Papa no Iu Koto wo Kikinasai!

21. BRAVE10

22. HUNTER×HUNTER

23. Another

24. Ano Natsu de Matteru

25. Bodacious Space Pirates

For those wondering how an anime can place highly on both top and untop lists (Nisemonogatari placed 2nd on the top list and 4th on this list), a popular title can of course expect its own legion of detractors disgusted by its popularity, to say nothing of titles which betrayed expectations or otherwise failed to live up to their full potential.

Queen’s Blade Rebellion Onanism Torture Anime

Steven — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:31:00 +0000

Poor little Mirim‘s Queen’s Blade Rebellion episode sees her subjected to all manner of humiliating if highly pleasurable domination…

Meiko Honma Bikini Figure

Steven — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:17:00 +0000

Max Factory have dressing up Menma in an excruciatingly cute bikini for their latest figure, although some might wonder about her rubber ring under the circumstances…

She is due in August 2012:

Meiko Honma is pre-orderable now.

Girl Falls “Into Cavern” Through Chinese Pavement

Steven — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:33:00 +0000

The dangers Chinese face even walking down the street have once again been highlighted by a video showing a girl being swallowed up by a Xi’an sidewalk.

The video:

A “cavern” had apparently opened up under the pavement, which the girl discovered by walking on it. Fortunately, a passer-by soon rendered assistance.

The girl apparently escaped both injury and a magical journey into another world.

Whether the cavity was the result of a freak accident or a China quality sidewalk is not yet clear.

10 Steps for Making a Hit Anime

Steven — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 02:51:00 +0000

Anime fans tasked with setting out the conditions for making a hit anime have provided a disturbingly likely list of candidate elements any modern hit is probably going to have to include…

The most highly regarded conditions for becoming a hit anime:

1. Don’t rape the original!

2. Make the art cute

3. Have a sweet OP

4. Get a cast of top seiyuu

5. Show some cool battle scenes

6. Include some unexpected twists

7. Have a sweet ED

8. Include ero in moderation

9. Use lots of moe elements

10. Fill it with lots of cute girls

Type A fans seem unlikely to be well served by this selection, but a quick comparison of the list to actual hits (notably K-ON! and Bakemonogatari, both top sellers) seems to suggest following its guidance is a sure recipe for a hit.